Friday, October 20, 2006

Random Quotes

I receive a newsletter, Joke of the Day, and have shared from time to time the funny. As part of the newsletter, they include quotes from various people. I wanted to share some of those with you today. I hope you enjoy.

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” – Josh Billings

“Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy

“My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.” – George Carlin

“Jon Bon Jovi and I have a lot in common. Jon plays the guitar; I like to play the guitar. Jon wears a leather jacket; I like to wear a leather jacket. Jon Bon Jovi was one the 50 most beautiful people in People magazine; I like to read People magazine.” – John Kerry

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” – Mark Twain

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.” – Alex Levine

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it. It’s the hard that makes it great.” – Tom Hanks

“I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Noooooooooooow.” – Bill Connolly

“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn’t stop until you get to the office.” – Robert Frost

“They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.” – Ernest Hemingway

I close with a random quote from me. “My theory is this; God will put you in the same section of heaven with the people you don’t get along with now on earth. The choice is yours, get along with them now or get along with them later for eternity.”

© Nadine Z.

1 comment:

Tom Zawacki said...

Hi Babe:

Thanks for the light hearted pick me up this morning.