Wednesday, November 22, 2006

A Couple of Jokes

Today, I wanted to share a couple of jokes with all of you. They made me chuckle and I hope it gives you a chuckle also. I love Joke of the Day. Sometimes the jokes are funny and sometimes not so much. You decide.

Fore. . .

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green, when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows his head down in prayer.

His friend says, “Wow, that’s the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies, “Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.”

You Thought Spam was Bad

A man left the streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife on a business trip was planning to meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

“Dearest wife just checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.”

© Nadine Z. 2006

1 comment:

Can Opener Boy said...

I love how kids tell jokes they've just heard as if no one else in the world has ever heard the one that starts: "Knock knock..." =O)

A few years ago we were giving a lift home to a friend's 7 year old son. He was telling us jokes we'd heard before (many times) and we were doing our best to laugh sincerely. Then it happened: he told one we really hadn't heard!

As an RN it is still one of my favorite jokes of all time:

A guy comes into the Doctor's office with carrot and celery sticks in his nose, and string beans sticking out of both ears. The Doc is confused and asks: "Ummmmm..., So..., What seems to be the problem?" The guy says: "Well, Doc, I don't seem to have any energy. I'm tired and cranky all the time, and I seem to be losing weight."

The Doc says: "OK, well, I can see right away what your problem is: you're not eating right!"


~ Keith